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Monday, 4 July 2016
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5 things that could happen if the Lagos hawking ban is enforced

Lagos State Government is back again with their efficient poverty alleviation tactic;

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Its that type where they get to eradicate poverty by eradicating poor people.

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So what are the impications of this ban?

1. You are going to starve to death inside Lagos traffic.

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No Gala. No Plantain Chips. No pure water. Kuku kill us.

2. If you don’t starve, your sweat will kill you inside Lagos traffic.

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Because nobody to even sell handkerchief. But to the more important things;

3. Jobs will be lost.

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You might not know, but you see thousands of street traders every week. From the hundreds hawking in traffic, to your favourite boli or roasted corn woman. To that dude carrying yoghurts on his shoulder to sell. All of them could either choose unemployment or a 90,000 naira fine.

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4. Remember UAC foods? Those guys that have been making Gala sausages since forever?

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Yep. A significant part of the revenue the generate happens in  traffic. Imagine what would happen when they don’t make as much Gala because demand has fallen. Jobs. Will. Go.
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5. Have you ever seen a traffic seller chasing a car before?

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If he loses his job and decides to start chasing people and snatching their bags, how will you catch him?



Our elders say,
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The progress of our society is not only by what the elite few accomplish, but by the standard of living of the masses.

Obama out

What do you think about Lagos State Government's new street trade ban?
Thursday, 9 June 2016
Check Out the Secret dope Airplane Bedrooms Where Flight Crews Sleep

Check Out the Secret dope Airplane Bedrooms Where Flight Crews Sleep

Ever wondered what happens when a flight attendants disappear on long flights and reappear refreshed?? Well seek no further we have the answers right here



Taking a flight from one side of the world to the other can be a tiring experience for a traveler, but think about what it must be like for the flight attendants and pilots, who are on-call—and often on their feet—throughout the duration of the trip. They’ve got to get some downtime, too, but where do they rest?
According to INSIDER, there are tiny bedroom compartments hidden above many first class cabins, which are accessible via a secret staircase, usually behind the cockpit (though some are accessible at the rear of the plane). The bedrooms are for the use of the flight crew only and are available on most airplanes that are built for long-haul flights, such as the Boeing 777 and 787 Dreamliner, and the Airbus A380.

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Flight attendants can take a break and catch a few winks in these designated sleeping areas, which typically feature six to 10 beds with pillows and blankets in a variety of bunks or side-by-side beds, which are divided by privacy curtains. Each bunk is about six feet long and 2.5 feet wide, which isn’t exactly what you’d call “spacious.” However, some airlines offer pajamas and entertainment centers for some added relaxation. Boeing 777 pilots might have some of the best accommodations: They have their own overhead sleeping compartments with two roomy beds, two business-class seats, and more than enough room for a closet, sink, or private lavatory, depending on the airline.
Wednesday, 1 June 2016
24 amazing must know & use kitchen tips "I bet you never knew"

24 amazing must know & use kitchen tips "I bet you never knew"

Let's learn some KITCHEN tips, your kitchen is the most important room in your home. A lot
comes out from there, so let's learn some few tricks. Works wonders.
1. If you happen to over-salt a pot of soup, just drop in a peeled potato. The potato will absorb the excess salt.

2. When boiling eggs, add a pinch of salt to keep the shells from cracking.

3. Never put citrus fruits (Oranges, Lemons, limes, etc) or tomatoes in the fridge. The low temperatures degrade the aroma and flavor of these fruits.(That's why our tomatoes don't last in the fridge)

4. To clean iron cook-ware, don’t use detergents. Just scrub them with salt and a clean, dry paper towel.

5. When storing empty airtight containers, throw in a pinch of salt to keep them from getting stinky.

6. If you are making gravy(stew) and accidentally burn it, just pour it into a clean pan and continue cooking it. Add sugar a little at a time, tasting as you go to avoid 'over-sugaring 'it. The sugar will cancel out the burned taste.

7. Burned a pot of rice? Just place a piece of white bread on top of the rice for 5-10 minutes to draw out the burned flavour. Be careful not to scrape the burned pieces off of the bottom of the pan when serving the rice.

8. Before you chop fresh red peppers, rub a little vegetable oil into your hands and your skin won’t absorb the spiciness.

9. If you aren’t sure how fresh your eggs are, place them in about four inches of water. Eggs that stay on the bottom are fresh. If only one end tips up, the egg is less fresh and should be used soon. If it floats, it’s past the fresh stage.

10. To banish ants from the kitchen, find out where they are coming in and cover the hole with petroleum jelly(Vaseline). Ants won’t trek through the jelly. If they are coming under a door, draw a line on the floor with chalk. The little bugs also won’t cross a line of chalk.

11. Don’t store your bananas in a bunch or in a fruit bowl with other fruits. Separate your bananas and place each in a different location. Bananas release gases which cause fruits (including other bananas) to ripen quickly.
Separating them will keep them fresh longer.

12. To keep potatoes from budding in the bag, put an apple in with them.

13. If you manage to have some leftover wine, cocktail drinks at the end of the evening, freeze it in ice cube trays for easy addition to sauces (white wine works wonders in sauces, i don't joke with them) in the future.

14. After boiling pasta or potatoes, cool the water and use it to water your house plants. The water contains nutrients that your plants will love.

15. When defrosting meat from the freezer, pour some vinegar over it. Not only does it tenderize  the meat; it will also bring down the freezing temperature of the meat and cause it to thaw
quicker.

# Note every woman should have vinegar in her kitchen.

16. Do you cry while peeling off onions, then try this. After peeling off your onions, refrigerate the  onions for at least 5minutes, then dice it. You will be glad you did.

17. For aluminium pans that are looking dull, just boil some apple peels in them. This will brighten up the aluminum and make your house smell yummy.

18. If your salt is becoming lumpy, put a few grains of rice in with it to absorb excess moisture.

19. Always keep an aloe vera plant in your kitchen. It’s invaluable when you scrape your arm or burn your finger. Just break off a leaf and rub the gel from the inside on the injury.

20. When making a soup, sauce, that ends up too fatty or greasy, drop in an ice cube. The ice will attract the fat, which you can then scoop out.
This works wonders

21. To reuse cooking oil without tasting whatever was cooked in the oil previously, cook a 1/4″ piece of ginger in the oil. It will remove any remaining flavors and odors.

22. If your milk always goes bad before you can finish it, try adding a pinch of salt to the carton when you first open it. It will stay fresh days longer.

23. If two drinking glasses become stuck together after stacking, it’s not impossible to unstick them. Just put ice in the inner glass and dunk the outer glass in warm water. The warm glass will expand and the cold glass will contract, making the glasses separate easily.

24. For splinters under the fingernail, soaking the affected finger in a bowl of milk with a piece of bread in it, it will help[truncated by WhatsApp]

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Monday, 16 May 2016
Clap your hands and Nissan’s self-driving office chair parks itself at your desk

Clap your hands and Nissan’s self-driving office chair parks itself at your desk

Nissan Self-Driving Parking Chair
 
One day in the not-too-distant future we might be able to park our cars with a flick of the wrist or a touch of a button. But while you wait for self-driving cars, you should know Nissan has created an Intelligent Parking Chair concept that parks itself at your desk upon hearing your hands clap.
You heard that right: A single clap will actually be enough to park all the chairs in an office or classroom, as the following video will show you. `


Much like Lexus’s functional hoverboard, the self-driving chair is also part of a marketing stunt promote the company’s car tech rather than a brand new product. Inspired by Nissan’s parking assist feature, the chair is certainly impressive and useful, though it’s not clear whether Nissan wants to sell such a product at this time.

Whatever the case, there’s complex technology powering these chairs, including camera sensors in the ceiling, a command center that controls the seats over Wi-Fi, and the chair’s base that contains wheels and a motor.

It’s not clear how these chairs would recharge, but the video does an excellent job showing how easy it is to arrange chairs in a room with a simple clap of the hand.

Check out the video to see the Intelligent Parking Chair in action.


Friday, 5 February 2016
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7 Types Of V*gina And How You Can Enjoy Them

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Each vagina type has its benefits, so read on to know how to have a good time when you encounter intense Not all vaginas are the same.

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Even though you have had a lot of sexual partners, you might not have had a taste of all the delicacies out there. Each vagina type has its benefits, so read on to know how to have a good time when you encounter them.

1. The tight vagina: Some women are naturally tight, no matter how many sex partners they have had. Men that find it difficult to last long in bed will need to be extra careful here, as this vagina is capable of massaging every inch of your dick and literally squeeze the man juice out of you within seconds.

2. The Loose vagina: If you are very well endowed and women are uncomfortable having sex with you, perhaps you need a woman with a loose vagina. This does does not automatically mean she is a slut, by the way, as once again, some things just happen naturally. Big-dic ked men will finally feel at home with this woman.

3. The fat lipped va gina: This is capable of providing extra cushion for your junk. Although, most men find it visually appealing but encounter not much difference during penetration itself. But if you are into giving oral sex, then this might be the best kind for you.


4. The bony vagina: Skinny or petite women are usually this way. It can feel really snug around your dick, but some men report that having their sensitive part come in contact with hardness can be off-putting.

5. The shaved vagina: This is the favourite of most p0rn lovers. It can be pretty hot to see all of it, and it is easier to make your way around. Perfect for men who love kinky sex and would rather not spend time guessing.

6. The unshaved vagina: This vagina belongs to a woman who is proud of her body and has no desire to groom just for sex. Guys do not really have a problem with it, as it is just one more hurdle towards the promise land. But keep in mind that it could be harder to reach her sensitive areas if it is all covered in hair.

7. The perky-clit vagina: There is no guessing game when it comes to finding her clit oris as it is always erect and protruding. If you are obsessed with getting your woman to cum, go for this kind. Their orgasms are usually easier to achieve and extremely intense

Friday, 8 January 2016
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